Automatic Toilets

Automatic Toilets

It may seem as one of the futuristic assests in our life but even the automatic toilets have their flaws.

1. It flushes when you're not done.

Just in the middle when you're crapping up a storm, it flushes. Wastes of water and a bad impression. People think you 'did 'numero deux' a little more than the average person causing you to flush twice. They look at you with an almost viewable thought bubble stating, "Explosive Diarrhea?"

2. The flush is so strong, it wets your pants.

Embarrasing much. The water sprrrraaays onto your trousers and even the back of your brand new shirt! I think this is quite self-explanitory.

3. If you drop something in the water (before you let it flow), you'll never get it back - unless you're lucky.

Lets just say I know this person who dropped her bronzer inside an automatic toilet and never got it back. EVER! Where as in a manual flusher, you can stop it before it clogs up the drain pipes.

But looking at the bright side, it does reduce the chances of swine flu.

Automatic Toilets - the future's best friend.